i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.
guarding our galaxy
Step 1: take out and plug in tablet
Step 2: open up art program of your choice
Step 3: pull up a reference image or two
Step 4: set a music playlist
Step 5: scroll tumblr dash for 3 hours
Step 6: cry
hello yes I made some creature icons using the FaceQ app (yes ik sly isn’t a creature just let me live in my fantasy). feel free to use!!
The only thing that mattered in this video.
#mom and dad would like to have a talk with you after this heist is over ryan#we’re very concerned
HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
I’m the original
this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall
your teacher’s aim sucks
damn this humidity
i can’t handle these two