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thelovelysouls:

i should not be laughing this hard

darkwingsnark:

phenergan:

There is a serious lack of booboo tutorials.

I think it would also be important to note that surgeons also use steri-strips (butterfly stitches) as well. in fact, all my spinal operations had me closed up with them. They create a smooth and clean scar.

basementdemo:

My mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed.

valcanous:

Carolina woke up from a nightmare and now Epsilon is reciting Alpha’s Blood Gulch shenanigans. Something like that. 

valcanous:

Carolina woke up from a nightmare and now Epsilon is reciting Alpha’s Blood Gulch shenanigans. Something like that. 

the-sugoi-gatsby:

knees weak
palms are sweaty
forgot to save
here’s resetti

the-sugoi-gatsby:

knees weak

palms are sweaty

forgot to save

here’s resetti

okaymofo:

you is kind
you is smart
you is an official Barbie baby-sitter

okaymofo:

you is kind

you is smart

you is an official Barbie baby-sitter

miles-luna:

"first one to kiss jon risinger on the mouth go"

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kootra as a baby: m- m- m-
koots mom: mama? are you trying to say mama?
koots: MASS EFFECT

rancake:

rancake:

Tomorrow is national hotdog day

James, it is time.

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F̳̥̟ͣ̾͗͒̇͐̃͝ ̀̃̽͟U͖͒̃ͪ́ͨ͛ ̦̩͗̌ͭL̛͓̝̥͉̬̎̊̿ ̵̬̪̒ͭ̈́F̨̝͎̮ͣ̉̀̊ ̯̜͗̂̂I̩̗̊͂͌̑̑ͭ̏ ͊ͦ̀L̪͇͓̮̱̜̠ ͎̦̲̣̹̄ͩ̀͛͆ͤL̼̹͎̥͐̈́̈ͥ̂͞ ̪̠̣̬͂́ͯͥ̈́͑͘T͉̳ͪ͋ͣ̅̑ͯ̏̀ ̰̗̎̓̿ͦ̏̚͡H̵̫̺̻͔͎ ̕Ė̡͙̹̘̣̱̤̰̋̀ͫ̔ͪ ̪͆͑̀̚P̮̙̻̝̰̞̠ͬ̊ ̭̜͇͈̻̾͑Ŗ̺̗̣̫͚̈̅̽̒̈ ̦͕ͪ̐ͧ̅ͩͮȮ̪͈̫͔̬͔͙ͧͬͫ͜ ͎͖̮͍̜̩̈́ͧͨ̾̓ͥͩP͔̭̼͎̊̊ͮ͛͛̕ ͖͔̩͎͙ͯ̇̋ͭ͝H̞̱̟̥̗͎͍̓̓̎̎ ̻̳͇̥͖E̮͎͔̥̖ ͕̇̑̿ͥ͊ͬC̶̭̩̠͖͗̔ͯ̐̾ͫͅ ̢̫̩̬͉̤ͅY̼̥͕͖̗̘̳͒̈͞ ̻̉ͧ͒ͤͩ͑ͯ͢J̰̞̟̞͓̰͐̈́ͭ͌ͯ̚ ̴̘̅̌́̓Aͣ̄ͫ̿ͣ͗ ̲M̳̯̟͉͈̦̥ͯ ͓̘Ĕ͚͕̖̤̫̱̗͌ͨͭͣ͢ ͙͓̱̞̝ͫ̌͟S͙͉̩̩͑̒

madqueenmomo:

I am so happy I drew this.
I WANT TO DRAW MORE THETA.

madqueenmomo:

I am so happy I drew this.

I WANT TO DRAW MORE THETA.

panstrudel:

these guys

panstrudel:

these guys

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

getsby:

y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive

Baby: B.. b- b.. bb Dad: Baba?? Bottle? Do you want your bottle?? Baby: Buy my shirts